Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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