Can i not drive my cunt home
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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