I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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