Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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