Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
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Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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