U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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