Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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