Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
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I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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