I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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