You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
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Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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