Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
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Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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