This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
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Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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