i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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