dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
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she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
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Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
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I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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