I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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