sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
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I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
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