I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Alive.
So much puke
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I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
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