Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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