so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
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Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I'm always down for nudity.
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