How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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