i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
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dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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