Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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