i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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