he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
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I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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