Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
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He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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