all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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