do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
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Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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