everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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