i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
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Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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