So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
kristin has been a bad kristin
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
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I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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