Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
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If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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