yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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