just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
should my penis look like a turkey
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
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I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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