You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just cut my nipple shaving
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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