sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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