Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
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My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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