its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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