I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You are a genius and a whore.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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