When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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