I just made out with a guy for $7.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
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I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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