Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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