Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
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I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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