When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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