Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Old men and throwing up are my life now.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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