my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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