It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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