I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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