Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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