we made out on top of his cat.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
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I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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