It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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